August 7, 2019 Hypothesis: More people pray when scrolling through Facebook than in church. Here is a bit of observational comedy I have tried to say from stage, but has fallen flat: “The number of friends you have on Facebook is directly proportional to how...
A WeddingThere’s really only one thing I miss about the 1980s: I could dress real fine, for real cheap.That’s when I lived in Orlando (when I was selling out to a mouse). I did some of my shopping at a thrift store on the North Orange Blossom Trail. There I...
If I had half a brain…I’d be able to find my glasses.“Ah.. Yes, here they are.” I am saying this out loud through gritted teeth that hold my glasses.Now, mind...
When I was a child, my grandmother, Sallie Mae Cook, employed all those “stitch-in-time-saves-nine” sayings. A kind but serious sort, Grandmama harbored low expectations for her wiggly, silly grandson. The first time she ever asked me what I wanted to be...
When I was about eleven years old, my mother and I were cleaning out a small outbuilding we all called The Pack House. This was a single-car garage-sized structure on the property next to the house in which my mother grew up. The Pack House may have been a smokehouse....
